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The D.B. Fucktop

"I'm not only a club Fucktop member. I'm the club Fucktop founding fucking father and president, CEO and Chairman."

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A product idea.

A large, dark (royal) blue blanket-like surface. With sultuous comfort and luxurability. A heavenly soft yet energetic velvet surface.

For the purposes of getting the fuck thing on in a sexy environment beneath the Ethan Allen furnishings.