I just shit
I apologize.
I just took a shit at work. To call it a shit, doesn't really give a full description of it. I had Chipotle soft chicken tacos last night. With the hot sauce. I woke up crampy. By midday, the diarrheal urge was imperative. So when I sat and relieved myself on the toilet, after building a nest of course, the splat that emerged was rapid and wet.
And I sat. And meditated on my paraphrased version of Gospel. "Love with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind. This is the first and greatest opportunity. And the next is like it: Love all others as yourself."
Unfortunately for my shirt sleeve, my meditation distracted my mind from executing a proper wipe. And I said:
"Shit."
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This entry while on the surface may seem unrelated. It is only one piece of the puzzle. As a hint, you'll have to look for video from Thanksgiving Eve 2007. Granted, that's a big hint.