Heeeey BUD!
I graduated from high school in Summer 1996. That fall, the Yankees won their first World Series since 1978; the year I was born. My dad left a message on my answering machine.
Voicemail:
Heeeey BUD!
The Yankees won!!
The World Series!!
Thought you'd be there.....
silence
(to mom: "I don't know where he is")
click.