arch-bi'sho(pp)ing

Did you ever notice that a map of the northern half of Manhattan kind of looks like the leg and hoof of a cow, or a fat horse, as if hung upside down, or in the final stages of rigor mortis? Me neither.

Did you ever look up the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Me neither.

Did you ever think about what it might be like to just run away, leave everyone and all of your worries behind, just start over from scratch, change your name to something cool like "Cliffside McGillamany"? Me neither.

Did you ever type a sentence and want to include a punch line right after it but not sure if the reader could peripherally read the line below, ruining the surprise? Me neither.

Did you ever stick your finger so far up your asshole that you had to go twice as far, just to see whatsa was goings on there? Me neither.