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December 10, 2005
Beer, Weed, Latté
(Sung to Jay-Z's 'Money, Cash, Hoes')
Beer
...
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Weed
...
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Latté
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Beer
Weed
Latté
("...what?")
Beer
...
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Weed
...
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Latté
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Beer
Weed
Latté
("...come on!")
Posted by a.bishop at 03:57 AM | Comments (0)
M f I a N q I
j W o I k T e H s
P o A n R e T
"Are you selling that?" (3 people)
"What is it?!" (5)
"How much did it cost?" (11)
"Where would you get one of these things?" (2)
"Where'd you get that?" (7)
"How fast does it go?" (2)
"What year is it?" (8)
"Small car...!...?!" (2)
"Why does it look like that?" (3)
"Tight in there, ay?" (3)
"How do you fit in that thing?" (2)
"How big is the engine?" (4)
"I bet you could fit that thing anywhere, ehr?" (3)
Jokes:
"Hey, where's the remote control?"
(followed by chuckling from a group of 15-year-olds)
"Hey, how do you tow one of those things? ...throw it on your backbone...?"
(followed by chuckling from a group of 15-year-old-ish everyday men)
Posted by a.bishop at 02:45 AM | Comments (1)
December 05, 2005
p T a H s E s
August 22, 6:37 AM
VOICEMAIL
from:
Nick Stranges
to:
Curtis Schmitt
Alright, so here's the deal:
The pass...
was a D I S A S T E R.
But it, it, it worked out. But,
I went ta...
First of all...
She wasn't looking up, she was looking down.
Th- that was already my first negative.
So I had to stop. And then, I tapped her on the shoulder and she didn't even respond. And then I had to tap her on the shoulder AGAIN.
And then she looked up and SMILED, and said "hi."
Right?
And THEN I went to lean in to give her the note and she like didn't take it at first...?
I said, "this is for you."
She goes, "oh oh..."
And then like I kinda banged my head on the fucking furniture thing...? (laughs)
(sighs)
And then I just went to go sit down.
I br, I broke out into a sweat in about three seconds flat.
'n then we got off of the bus.
And she did, like we, you know, we kind of expected, the:
come up to me,
the laughing,
the smile,
the whole thing... and uh...
and uh, you know, kinda like, she said... well I'll explain the rest to you later, but...
She did, right before she got into the cab she explained it to be very "creative."
So, I, I thought that was pretty cool.
She also had one of those sarcastic, smerky laughs like uh... she's like, "when did you write this?" You know? Like that.
And I was like "Oh ah..."
I said something like, "Oh, I guess, I guess you didn't like it." Or something like that.
She goes, "no no no I didn't mean it like that."
So, who knows... I guess it's cool.
So she gave me the number again, we were standing outside.
And I was just about to like, start askin' her, like "you know, let's go out this week or somethin'."
But she's like "Don't forget it this time!" And then she went towards the cab. So I was like "alright" so like whatever.
So we'll see what happens, but I'm definitely calling her.
Later.
Posted by a.bishop at 07:41 PM | Comments (0)